On Wednesdays We Wear Pink

Okamas Galore
Just a few miles of the coast of sailed a mildly beaten ship. Despite its beaten-down appearance it sailed smoothly, drifting across the ocean with ease. It was a very large ship considering the stretch of ocean it inhabited, easily able to harbor more than forty pirates. The sun shined atop the deck of the ship, the dark mahogany would shimmer as it did. As they approached the island closer and closer seagulls would swarm buy landing atop the ship's mast, drawing any onlookers eyes to the flag of the crew known to the world as the Ignition Pirates.

"FUCK OFF YOU SHIT MACHINES!" A loud sound boomed throughout the ship, the rumble of the screams would easily alert all who inhabited the ship. Seconds after the scream a young boy could be seen standing below the mast, staring up at the seagulls who would rest atop it. He would cock his hand back, a large red ball of a thick and viscous liquid reminiscent of magma would build up within his hand before he launched his arm forward, sending the magma ball in the direction of the rats of the sea.

As the Magma collided with the birds they would fall to the ground, the hot liquid burning through to the deck below, sure to reach anyone who would inhabit that space. The young boy walked over to the birds who would lie scorched on the deck of the ship. "HELL YEA. That's what you get for landing on Brazzers D. Brennan's ship." The young boy chanted in victory standing above the birds. This was the supposed owner of the ship and leader of the Ignition Pirates, Brazzers D. Brennan.

"GUYS! GET UP HERE! LAND AHOYYYYY!!" Brennan would bellow hands around his mouth amplifying his sound tenfold as to alert those who were on the ship with him to incoming land. Brennan would take off to the edge of the ship, leaping up and standing on the ship's edge. "The fuck is that? It looks like a big ass pink blob." The boy said in a more than loud tone staring off at the soon to be rest stop and Island that housed the Kamabakka Queendom, however, this was an unknown fact to the likes of Brennan.