My Big Little

It was not hotter than usual, but a radiating heat covered the island of Elbaf, an island filled with warrior. The island's emperor, a titan of tremendous size, found himself in massive oasis of fresh cool water with a humongous container of ale at hand. Beside him was his best friend and his army's Chief of Staff, who was still sweating despite enjoying the water due to his thick boned body. It was silent, the two were surprisingly calm despite their intoxicated state. Tamotsu the gazed at his leader and began to speak.

"Have you ever considered becoming a pirate...Like, pirates from around the globe have come here and attempted to ally or conquer this island for decades, but you've continuously rejected all of them. Is it because you, yourself, is interested in becoming one at some point."

After an awkward silence filled the air, Redbeard finally found his words and responded."Do you not see where we are...why would you ever think I'd ever risk that. It would be a crime to give up this lifestyle for something as childish as piracy....Though I do say this...if I were not king...the temptation of being a notorious pirates would definitely peek my interest." he spat, chugging down the remain ale in the container.

"Like hell anyone would ever follow you out to sea...If we weren't a warrior nation I'd doubt you'd even be a close to nobility." Tamotsu retorted, letting out an awfully loud burst of laughter.

As Tamotsu was unable to control his laughter, Redbeard surveyed the area abruptly. "We're there hundred of women around us....Where the bitches at?"